Doom

A film that pans out like being repeatedly punched in the face by a 250 pound bar room brawler. I...

Basic Instinct 2

I kind of feel like writing a review on this film is cheating. To illustrate my point, the film opens...

X-Men: The Last Stand

Too many X-Men Films basically. I wasn’t really into any of them to be honest, but this was basically the...

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Did you know that Nicholas Cage uses a device called a Nicholas Gauge to pick which movies he will feature...

Aliens vs Predator – Requiem

The whole concept of the Alien Vs Predator films was flawed from the start. For them not to be totally...

Die Another Day

No-one has ever enjoyed Die Another Day. You might’ve watched it at the cinema, on DVD or even illegally on...

Eyes Wide Shut

I’m so glad Stanley Kubrick is dead. Yeah I said it, so what. Go and see Eyes Wide Shut and...

Ghost Rider

Oh where to begin. A friend and I once discussed making a website that provided film reviews in only five...

Arthur and the Invisibles

Let’s get something out of the way from the start. I love most animated films, especially those from either Disney...