Archive for the ‘Sci-fi’ Category

CHAPPiE

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If Neill Blomkamp didn’t have a threesome with South African Zef Rap duo Die Antwoord after making CHAPPiE then I...

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Project Almanac

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I would sooner face the consequences of punching a 500 pound silverback gorilla in the cock than force anyone to...

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Jupiter Ascending

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Although only one of them admits it, it’s clear from Jupiter Ascending’s hilarious play it safe attitude that both Wachowski...

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Lucy

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Where to begin? Let’s start with the beginning. And I really mean the beginning, before this film was even made. Right...

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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The problem with The Hobbit can be summed up in one word – passion. Making The Lord of the Rings...

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Interstellar

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I think I hate this film a lot more than it deserves to be hated. Or maybe a lot less, I’m honestly...

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Terminator Salvation

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I used to like Christian Bale. I liked him right up until the day that he found out he was...

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The X Files: I Want to Believe

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I’m not entirely sure why this film was made; the storyline is a fetid piece of stinking cat excrement which,...

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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If I turned up for work one day, took a shit in reception, phoned all my clients to tell them...

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X-Men: The Last Stand

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Too many X-Men Films, that’s my analysis. I wasn’t really into any of them to be honest, but this was...

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Aliens vs Predator – Requiem

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The whole concept of the Alien Vs Predator films was flawed from the start. For them not to be totally...

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Ghost Rider

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Oh where to begin. A friend and I once discussed making a website that provided film reviews in only five...

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