Spiderman 3

Spiderman 3 was immediately boring. The opening credits lasted a lunar cycle and I shit you not I was close...

Crash

Now before everyone starts bitching at me, let me say this. I did like this film, I thought it was...

Cloverfield

If a film is hyped up loads before I go to see it, it’s invariably a rubbish pile of bad...

The Happening

Mark Wahlberg. Yeaaaah. Hey Mark Wahlberg, how do you think you should play the role of Elliot Moore in The...

Fighting

This film was rubbish. But I don’t mind that, because it was supposed to be rubbish. If I go to...