The Day the Earth Stood Still

I’ve only just seen this film. When I first saw the trailer I thought to myself “hmmm, that’s going to...

The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus

Yes I know it was Heath Ledger’s last ever film so I can’t be nasty about it because Heath Ledger...

Inglorious Basterds

Friend: Hey Matt, fancy coming to see the new Quentin Tarantino film by Quentin Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino did it? Me: Yes...

Year One

The trailer for this film made it look like it was going to be really funny. I like Jack Black,...

Untraceable

Untraceable. This is a tough review for me to write. On the one hand, I do understand that’s it meant...

Terminator Salvation

I used to like Christian Bale. I liked him right up until the day that he found out he was...

The X Files: I Want to Believe

I’m not entirely sure why this film was made; the storyline is a fetid piece of stinking cat excrement which,...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

If I turned up for work one day, took a shit in reception, phoned all my clients to tell them...

Shrooms

Well this was shit wasn’t it. I set my sky plus to record this a couple of weeks ago, and...