The Day the Earth Stood Still

I’ve only just seen this film. When I first saw the trailer I thought to myself “hmmm, that’s going to...

Inglorious Basterds

Friend: Hey Matt, fancy coming to see the new Quentin Tarantino film by Quentin Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino did it? Me: Yes...

Lesbian Vampire Killers

This movie is a wonderbra. Yes, I am being really trite and comparing a movie to an article of clothing...

Death Proof

Quentin Tarantino has officially run out of credit now. Pulp Fiction was awesome, one of the best films I’ve ever...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

If I turned up for work one day, took a shit in reception, phoned all my clients to tell them...

Doom

A film that pans out like being repeatedly punched in the face by a 250 pound bar room brawler. I...

Die Another Day

No-one has ever enjoyed Die Another Day. You might’ve watched it at the cinema, on DVD or even illegally on...

Mission Impossible II

The first Mission Impossible was a decent movie. It wasn’t fantastic, but it does just enough right to ensure that...

Fighting

This film was rubbish. But I don’t mind that, because it was supposed to be rubbish. If I go to...