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Did you know that Nicholas Cage uses a device called a Nicholas Gauge to pick which movies he will feature...

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Aliens vs Predator – Requiem

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The whole concept of the Alien Vs Predator films was flawed from the start. For them not to be totally...

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Eyes Wide Shut

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I’m so glad Stanley Kubrick is dead. Yeah I said it, so what. Go and see Eyes Wide Shut and...

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Ghost Rider

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Oh where to begin. A friend and I once discussed making a website that provided film reviews in only five...

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A History of Violence

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Before the 24th September 2005, whenever I went to cinema, I was always worried that the film I was planning...

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Super Size Me

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Every now and then somebody comes up with an idea so stupid I am genuinely impressed with it. Morgan Spurlock...

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Spiderman 3

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Spiderman 3 was immediately boring. The opening credits lasted a lunar cycle and I shit you not I was close...

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Crash

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Now before everyone starts bitching at me, let me say this. I did like this film, I thought it was...

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Cloverfield

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If a film is hyped up loads before I go to see it, it’s invariably a rubbish pile of bad...

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300

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I went to see 300 with my girlfriend and a friend. The film finished, and we all left quietly. “That...

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The Happening

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Mark Wahlberg. Yeaaaah. Hey Mark Wahlberg, how do you think you should play the role of Elliot Moore in The...

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Fighting

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This film was rubbish. But I don’t mind that, because it was supposed to be rubbish. If I go to...

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