Terminator Salvation

I used to like Christian Bale. I liked him right up until the day that he found out he was...

The X Files: I Want to Believe

I’m not entirely sure why this film was made; the storyline is a fetid piece of stinking cat excrement which,...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

If I turned up for work one day, took a shit in reception, phoned all my clients to tell them...