Reviewed on February 14, 2015 by

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The Raid 2

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It’s 4am, and I am very very drunk. I watched the Raid 2 last night and was too tired to write a review afterwards. Now I’m too drunk, but let’s see how I get on.

You know what I liked about The Raid? It was the raid. There was a raid in The Raid, and that was the best bit about The Raid. In fact I would go so far as to say that The Raid was entirely about a raid, which was good, because the raid was good in The Raid. So I would have thought that in the Raid 2 there would have been a raid too, but in The Raid 2 there wasn’t a raid, which made me wish I was watching The Raid, which had a raid. In the same way the raid was the best bit of The Raid, the lack of a raid was the worst bit of The Raid 2, which didn’t have a raid like The Raid but should have had a raid. I spent a lot of the Raid 2 waiting for the raid, like there was in The Raid, but in the end it turned out there wasn’t even a raid in The Raid 2. I really wanted there to be a raid.

In summary, The Raid was better than The Raid 2 because The Raid had a raid and The Raid 2 did not have a raid.

The Raid 2 on February 14, 2015 rated 0.5 of 5

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  • Matt said, on Saturday, February 14th, 2015

    I’m incredibly proud of this review

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