Mad Max: Fury Road

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I don’t understand how I’m here. I saw the trailer for this and immediately knew I didn’t want to see...

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Fast & Furious 7

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When Paul Walker wrapped his car around a tree and burst into flames, cinema goers everywhere breathed a collective sigh...

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CHAPPiE

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If Neill Blomkamp didn’t have a threesome with South African Zef Rap duo Die Antwoord after making CHAPPiE then I...

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Wild

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So I watched Wild on the plane coming back from Australia. I’d done a bit of Wild shit myself over...

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Project Almanac

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I would sooner face the consequences of punching a 500 pound silverback gorilla in the cock than force anyone to...

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Sex Tape

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This film was much better than it’s getting credit for, so I’m going to start this review with some positive...

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50 Shades of Grey

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For a film that sold itself on raw, unbridled sexuality, I can honestly say that the shower scene in Schindler’s...

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The Raid 2

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It’s 4am, and I am very very drunk. I watched the Raid 2 last night and was too tired to...

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Jupiter Ascending

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Although only one of them admits it, it’s clear from Jupiter Ascending’s hilarious play it safe attitude that both Wachowski...

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Birdman

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You know those flimsy magazines women read in order to prove to sexist men that they really shouldn’t have been given...

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The Interview

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I laughed a lot in this film, and really it wasn’t all that bad at all. Don’t get me wrong,...

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Mortdecai

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When I got to the cinema and asked for a ticket to Mortdecai the guy at the counter stared at...

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